Wrong Numbers

I've thought of a new advertisement for cellphones (not that they need one!);
"so easy, your toddler can use it!"
Now this might seem great cause if G-d forbid theres an emergency and you baby gets a hold of the cellphone, presses a number and talk and tada! they've called someone for you!. Buuuuuuut the more common scenario is you see your little
toddler running around with the phone saying "hello! hi! HIII! hiii! Hey!" and then hear another voice... not yours and not your childs...saying "who is THIS?" Yep thats your
toddler calling the last person who called you! Some strange lady from some strange office.
Worse part is you hang up and hope they don't have caller ID, 5 minutes later she calls up,
addresses you by your first name and asks if you just called her!

Awww the life of a toddlers Mommy!

One Shoe, Two Shoe, Blue Shoe, Red Shoe Where did they all go?

We both needed OUT! So I dressed Moses in his swim clothes and put his crocs on.
While running around grabbing a towel, clean clothes, diapers, etc. Moses approached me with my own shoe encouraging and even showing me how to put my shoe on. He didn't want his diaper bag he just wanted Mommy to get ready and take him out!
Telling him one moment I hurried up running through the bedrooms till his bag was ready and I just needed shoes. But upon approaching the diningroom I found only one shoe, the one he was NOT holding. I put the one shoe on, asking him for mommy's other shoe, he looked at me and came over to touch my one shoe. So I removed the one shoe and went to get another pair, so he ran to show me he had my shoe! The same one I had just removed :D

We went to the park, Moses played in the sprinkler, got exhausted and came home to nap.
I was in the kitchen making myself some hot cocoa (??summertime??) when as throwing a napkin in the garbage I had to take a second look..... you guessed it, my missing shoe!